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At the Party with the Physicists
One day, all of the world's famous physicists decided to get together
for a party (ok, there were some non-physicists too who crashed the party). Fortunately, the doorman was a grad student, and able to observe some of the guests...
Everyone gravitated toward Newton, but he just kept moving around at a constant velocity and showed no reaction.
Einstein thought it was a relatively good time.
Coulomb got a real charge out of the whole thing.
Cauchy, being the mathematician, still managed to integrate well with everyone.
Thompson enjoyed the plum pudding.
Pauli came late, but was mostly excluded from things, so he split.
Pascal was under too much pressure to enjoy himself.
Ohm spent most of the time resisting Ampere's opinions on current events.
Volta thought the social had a lot of potential.
Heisenberg may or may not have been there.
Feynman got from the door to the buffet table by taking every possible path
The Curies were there and just glowed the whole time.
Wien radiated a colorful personality.
Millikan dropped his Italian oil dressing.
De Broglie mostly just stood in the corner and waved.
Everyone was attracted to Tesla's magnetic personality.
Compton was a little scatter-brained at times.
Bohr ate too much and got atomic ache.
Watt turned out to be a powerful speaker.
Hertz went back to the buffet table several times a minute.
Faraday had quite a capacity for food.
For Schrodinger this was more a wave function rather than a social function.
Skorucak wanted to put everybody on his web site.
Erdos was sad no epsilons were invited.
Born thought the probability of enjoying himself was pretty high.
Instead of coming through the front door Josephson tunnelled through.
Shakespeare could not decide whether to be or not to be at the party.
Bill Gates came to install windows.
The food was beautifully laid out by Mendeleyev on the periodic table.
Watson and Crick danced the Double Helix.
Rontgen saw through everybody.

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